Bitchy. Witchy. Up to no good.

Aug 27

randomlittlespark:

When you find out a mutual follow has lots of followers

(via imaginaryproductivity)


electrikmoonlight:

Kristen is tired of shitty girl power movies

I apologize to Kirsten Stewart for all the times I made fun of her acting in twilight

(via imaginaryproductivity)



Anonymous said: All the avengers (& a bby Peter) discover vine, and start pranking each other, and using peter to do it

burned-my-paradise:

"You smell that, Peter?"

"No, I-oh god, what is that?"

"A freedom fart, son. 100% American."

~~~

"SMACK CAM!!"

"I am tired of these motherfucking smack cams, on this motherfucking hellicarrier!"

~~~

"Hi, everybody, I want you to meet my amazing boyfriend, Wade."

"Hi, I-"

*splash*

"No one cares!"

~~~

"Hey, Tony, why doesn’t freedom knock?"

"I don’t know, Steve, wh-"

"BecauSE FREEDOM RINGS, MOTHERFUCKERS."

~~~

"Hey, Steve, I dropped my hammer, can you hand it to me."

"Sure thing, buddy."

"What the fuck?"

~~~

"Hey, Bucky, can you give me a hand?"

"Jesus H. CHRIST PUT YOUR ARM BACK ON."



  • Steve: What are you doing?
  • Peter: I'm doing my laundry
  • Steve: Last time you did the laundry everything came out blue and red.
  • (Tony is laughing in the back because he figured out who Spider-Man is a while back. Steve still hasn't guessed)
  • Peter: that's cause I was washing the flag. I was washing my American flag.
  • Steve: you don't wash the American flag!
  • Peter: okay-
  • Steve: YOU DON'T WASH THE AMERICAN FLAG
  • Peter: alright, laundry sheriff
  • (Tony loses it at this point)

ohmyhiddlesworthfeelings:

That’s right! They babysit!

ohmyhiddlesworthfeelings:

That’s right! They babysit!


ohmyhiddlesworthfeelings:

Credits: MandyLasers


Aug 26
sebastianstan123:

I know it’s not sebastian stan related but this makes me laugh every time I see it

sebastianstan123:

I know it’s not sebastian stan related but this makes me laugh every time I see it


lazylolz:

Soooo, there’s this thing called Spidypool that my friends showed me this weekend…….yes


highbrowandbeard:

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE

(via chrisynova)


tambokazooie:

How far has the Yogscast gone in six years?

Meeting Jonathan Ross, Warwick Davis and Peter Molyneux?

How about tonight, where BBC Radio 1 is playing Diggy Diggy Hole? Not even just a clip, but the whole song.

(via hyperactiveprinceofpeaches)


browncoatonserenity:

perfect-in-weakness:

ebony-and-ivory:

This is me, Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family. I’ve got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie - we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house - it moves, because we travel all over the world. You see, my dad hosts this nature show, and my mom shoots it. Okay, so we’re not that average. And between you and me, something amazing happened… and now I can talk to animals. It’s really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life’s never been the same. 

When you haven’t watched this show in literally 7 years and can still read this in your head in her exact voice, and remember what parts to emphasise…


*le sigh* I did…

browncoatonserenity:

perfect-in-weakness:

ebony-and-ivory:

This is me, Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family. I’ve got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie - we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house - it moves, because we travel all over the world. You see, my dad hosts this nature show, and my mom shoots it. Okay, so we’re not that average. And between you and me, something amazing happened… and now I can talk to animals. It’s really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life’s never been the same.

When you haven’t watched this show in literally 7 years and can still read this in your head in her exact voice, and remember what parts to emphasise…

*le sigh* I did…


strigays:

strigays:

i apparently go to bird school which is for birds

gODDAMNIT this post always getS TINY FUCKING BURSTS OF notes when will the carnage stop

strigays:

strigays:

i apparently go to bird school
which is for birds

gODDAMNIT this post always getS TINY FUCKING BURSTS OF notes when will the carnage stop

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